8 Count - Standard No. 2 Pencils
Made in the U.S.A
"Oh Cool. It's Monday again, Feels like I just clocked out. Know what I love about Mondays? Nothing.
In fifteen minutes, I'll be sleeping with my eyes open fro an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a "surprise" birthday cake and card everyone half-heartedly signs while doing a slow eye-roll. Which is the same eye-roll I'll be making when I read it, 'cuz it's my birthday and even that won't fix a Monday."